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I couldn't beleive this made it past the censors when I saw it on tv the other day. On a Saturday afternoon. Not on something like E! or SpikeTV, but on, I think, MSNBC or some other cable news channel.



It does get its point across, although the mime has a rather high opinion of himself.

What's life without an occasional surprise?

I got a vision in my head of how it should be

What happens when you promote an event on the same morning as opening day for the NewYork Yankees by saying you are giving away Yankees tickets?

Thousands of people show up to Times Square expecting tickets to the opening day game.

What happens when those people find out that the tickets are for a game in June?

This:



"Pepsi used this as a format to promote their product and humiliate the Yankees fans."

Hey lady, Yankees fans can obviously manage that without any help from Pepsi. Like by being complete douchebags when given free tickets to a game and complaining that they weren't opening day tickets. Or by looking like this:



Or this:



Or this:



Yeah, Pepsi is the one who acted irresponsibly here.

Speaking of Pepsi, next Monday, Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback will be available for a limited time. Buy as much of it as you can so they are prompted to make it a permanently produced product. What is the difference between the regular and throwback versions of these drinks? Real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup, that's what.

Look for these and buy them on Monday, April 20th:

Oh what a nice contented world, let the banners be unfurled

When Obama Wins is predicting that President Obama will call for the dissolution of the evil, evil company known as the Google:

Is your mouth a little weak?

In search of the perfect geek love website or shortcut to a sexual harassment lawsuit? Head on over to Despair, Inc. and create a customized message on virtual candy hearts and send it to your one-and-only (or stalkee).

Between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile

This is seriously how I have felt all week. Just so you all know.

And now we meet in an abandoned studio

Line from obscure song loosely related to post subject matter

I'm on a roll...No self control

Whatever happened to stealing your dad's beer and drinking in the woods? Now kids have to shit in a bottle, piss in it, put a balloon over the opening, wait for it to ferment, then inhale the gas in the balloon to get wasted?

You think I'm kidding? Click the picture to see the bulletin.

This is what our Sheriff's department thinks? The Smoking Gun, too? Haven't they heard of Snopes?

Bonus points for Don Hunter's name and "butthash" appearing on the same page.

Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing turns out wrong

He'll save with a mighty hand

Animator vs. Animation by *alanbecker on deviantART

Today's post is brought to you by the letters W, T, and F

Hey you!

Do you want the look of a sunroof without all the hassle of cutting a hole in the top of your car, messy leaks, and annoying sunlight coming through the roof of your car?

Well, the folks over at Bridge Imports have the perfect solution for you!

It's a sticker for the roof of your car that looks like a real sunroof! Without an actual hole you can look through.

Why?

We just don't know.

Why don't you ask the douchebag in the pictures? If you have an eBay account you can contact him through the link above.

Maybe if you're willing to spend the $30, you could trick your dumb friends into thinking you had a sunroof, as long as (a) they never actually get in your car, and (b) wait, who the hell cares if you have a sunroof if they aren't riding with you?

Five? More like two

Honey, we need a couple of these