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Hey you!

Do you want the look of a sunroof without all the hassle of cutting a hole in the top of your car, messy leaks, and annoying sunlight coming through the roof of your car?

Well, the folks over at Bridge Imports have the perfect solution for you!

It's a sticker for the roof of your car that looks like a real sunroof! Without an actual hole you can look through.

Why?

We just don't know.

Why don't you ask the douchebag in the pictures? If you have an eBay account you can contact him through the link above.

Maybe if you're willing to spend the $30, you could trick your dumb friends into thinking you had a sunroof, as long as (a) they never actually get in your car, and (b) wait, who the hell cares if you have a sunroof if they aren't riding with you?