Wednesday, November 28, 2007
I'm not like them but I can pretend
It must be the lack of actual words I have been writing lately. I will try to do more than just post YouTube videos from now on.
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
I'm on a roll...No self control
Whatever happened to stealing your dad's beer and drinking in the woods? Now kids have to shit in a bottle, piss in it, put a balloon over the opening, wait for it to ferment, then inhale the gas in the balloon to get wasted?
You think I'm kidding? Click the picture to see the bulletin.
This is what our Sheriff's department thinks? The Smoking Gun, too? Haven't they heard of Snopes?
Bonus points for Don Hunter's name and "butthash" appearing on the same page.
You think I'm kidding? Click the picture to see the bulletin.
This is what our Sheriff's department thinks? The Smoking Gun, too? Haven't they heard of Snopes?
Bonus points for Don Hunter's name and "butthash" appearing on the same page.
Friday, November 09, 2007
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Saturday, November 03, 2007
To Boldly Go Where Everyone Is Going...Eventually
I'm not planning on dying anytime soon, but when I do, I would like to be cremated. I just can't stand the knowledge that my body would be put in a hole in the ground where it would be infested with maggots, wasps, and beetles as it rots. Cremation seems so much more sanitary.
The ashes are the problem. I don't have one particular place that comes to mind as the place my ashes should be scattered. Living in Florida, the Gulf of Mexico seems nice, but its a little cliched.
Then today I found the urn I would like to spend eternity in. It, too, is a cliche: nerd wants his ashes in a Star Trek urn. But who cares? The thing looks cool! It looks more like a piece of metal sculpture than the trophy cup look of a typical urn. My kids and grandkids should appreciate such a nice piece to sit on their mantle. It could be worse: they also have Major League Baseball, Precious Moments, and AKC-themed urns.
Yes, the American Kennel Club.
As in urns for your dog.
Star Trek's not sounding so nerdy now, huh?
Oh, and for those of you who prefer to rot than to burn, they have caskets, too.
The ashes are the problem. I don't have one particular place that comes to mind as the place my ashes should be scattered. Living in Florida, the Gulf of Mexico seems nice, but its a little cliched.
Then today I found the urn I would like to spend eternity in. It, too, is a cliche: nerd wants his ashes in a Star Trek urn. But who cares? The thing looks cool! It looks more like a piece of metal sculpture than the trophy cup look of a typical urn. My kids and grandkids should appreciate such a nice piece to sit on their mantle. It could be worse: they also have Major League Baseball, Precious Moments, and AKC-themed urns.
Yes, the American Kennel Club.
As in urns for your dog.
Star Trek's not sounding so nerdy now, huh?
Oh, and for those of you who prefer to rot than to burn, they have caskets, too.
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