Whatever happened to stealing your dad's beer and drinking in the woods? Now kids have to shit in a bottle, piss in it, put a balloon over the opening, wait for it to ferment, then inhale the gas in the balloon to get wasted?
You think I'm kidding? Click the picture to see the bulletin.
This is what our Sheriff's department thinks? The Smoking Gun, too? Haven't they heard of Snopes?
Bonus points for Don Hunter's name and "butthash" appearing on the same page.