Ok, here are your choices:
- What I Got by Sublime
- Hemmorhage (In My Hands) by Fuel
- Zoot Suit Riot by Cherry Poppin' Daddies
- Mr. Brightside by The Killers
- Bed of Roses by Bon Jovi
- Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
- 3 AM by Matchbox 20
SA: "If we want to jumpstart our weight loss again, we should start running."
SD: "I hate to run. Besides, we get shinsplints."
SA: "But we will get back on track with our weight loss. You can update your geeky little Excel spreadsheet and start posting the graphs on our blog again."
SD: "That's true. But my shins will still hurt."
SA: "You'll get over it. We can run for the same amount of time that we ride the bike and it will burn more Calories."
SD: "Yeah. My ass is still pretty fat. Running will get that tightened up."
SA: "Plus you can use that new website you found to trace your route and figure out how far we run. It even calculates how many calories you burn."
SD: "That website is pretty cool."
SA: "Exactly. Plus, if we get in the habit of going early in the morning now, it won't be so stifling hot in the summer. We can start before the sun even comes up."
SD: "The summers here are a bitch. Whoever decided to move us to Florida from Michigan was a sadistic bastard."
SA: "You said the same thing about the sadistic bastard who thought it would be fun to live on campus at Michigan State so we had to walk to class in the winter."
SD: "Yeah, he is a masochist. Son-of-a-bitch either burns us alive or freezes our nutsack off."
SA: "I'd rather be hot. At least you can turn the AC on."
SD: "Until a hurricane knocks out the electricity for a week."
SA: "Don't change the subject. We are going to start running Monday morning, okay?"
SD: "Fine. But in the summer if it's too hot, we're coming back in here to ride the bike instead."
SD: "What the f*ck was that??!!??