Google's Plan for Worldwide Domination

From the desk of Dr. Eric Schmidt:

Action plan for Global Ogling Operations Ground Level Execution:

1. Trick NASA into sharing access to data; compile access codes for space-based initiative
   
2. Use high-resolution satellite imaging to map every inch of the globe; analyze strategic weaknesses
   
3. Offer free e-mail service; mine data from messages for "advertising" purposes
4. Offer free IM/voice chat service; link to e-mail service; log calls and mine data for "administrative" purposes
   
5. Get Remote Control for humans from Nippon; upload to every computer using Google software
   
6. Find Sarah Connor; terminate