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Monday, October 11, 2010

Google=Skynet Part 9: Nothing's gonna save your one last dime 'cause it owns you

I'll keep this short. Now Google is making cars that drive themselves.



Also, they must have got all the speech samples they needed for the robots to understand us, because they are discontinuing their free 411 service.

Previous Stories:
Google=Skynet Part 8: Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you
Google=Skynet Part 7: Could it be that the smog's playing tricks on my eyes
Google=Skynet Part 6: 'Cause I think we've seen that movie, too
I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
Google = Skynet, Part 4
Jake's JK: This is not a good sign
Uh oh, Google is at it again
Google's Plan for Worldwide Domination
Posted by J. at 11:34 AM
Labels: Evil Robots, Google, Skynet, Terminator

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