Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Don't worry dear, he's not that desperate…
Today, April 20th, you will see all sorts of stories on the news about how the Columbine shootings happened 10 years ago. You may also hear about Pepsi and Mountain Dew "throwback" editions hitting store shelves. You probably won't hear anything about it being a stoner "high holiday".
And you definitely won't hear anything about Hitler's worst birthday ever:
And you definitely won't hear anything about Hitler's worst birthday ever:
Friday, April 17, 2009
I got a vision in my head of how it should be
What happens when you promote an event on the same morning as opening day for the NewYork Yankees by saying you are giving away Yankees tickets?
Thousands of people show up to Times Square expecting tickets to the opening day game.
What happens when those people find out that the tickets are for a game in June?
This:
"Pepsi used this as a format to promote their product and humiliate the Yankees fans."
Hey lady, Yankees fans can obviously manage that without any help from Pepsi. Like by being complete douchebags when given free tickets to a game and complaining that they weren't opening day tickets. Or by looking like this:
Or this:
Or this:
Yeah, Pepsi is the one who acted irresponsibly here.
Speaking of Pepsi, next Monday, Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback will be available for a limited time. Buy as much of it as you can so they are prompted to make it a permanently produced product. What is the difference between the regular and throwback versions of these drinks? Real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup, that's what.
Look for these and buy them on Monday, April 20th:
Thousands of people show up to Times Square expecting tickets to the opening day game.
What happens when those people find out that the tickets are for a game in June?
This:
"Pepsi used this as a format to promote their product and humiliate the Yankees fans."
Hey lady, Yankees fans can obviously manage that without any help from Pepsi. Like by being complete douchebags when given free tickets to a game and complaining that they weren't opening day tickets. Or by looking like this:
Or this:
Or this:
Yeah, Pepsi is the one who acted irresponsibly here.
Speaking of Pepsi, next Monday, Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback will be available for a limited time. Buy as much of it as you can so they are prompted to make it a permanently produced product. What is the difference between the regular and throwback versions of these drinks? Real sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup, that's what.
Look for these and buy them on Monday, April 20th:
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