When that Buzz is Fading Fast

Does the tap on your basement kegerator take an eternity to pour your cold glass of brew?

Does the line to the keg at your backyard barbeque quickly wrap around the house and down the block?

Afraid your bride will sober up before the reception is over, making for a less-than-desired first night of wedded bliss?


Fear no more-Turbo Tap Home Edition is here!

Yes folks, the same people who brought you the concession stand Superman have brought their 4x speed beer tap to the home user.

Alcoholics rejoice! The Turbo Tap Home Edition complements the decor wherever you keep your keg, including:

• rec rooms
• basement bars
• garages
• backyard decks
• kitchens
• living rooms
• bedrooms
• bathrooms
  

Still unsure? The makers of the Turbo Tap Home Edition promise up to 30% greater yield form each keg. That's up to 20 more glasses of beer in between your love handles and 20 fewer glasses of foam sticking your shoes to the floor.

Don't delay! Order yours today!

Hopefully Michelob Ultra is available in kegs.