Extreme Fun with Keywords: Jeep Edition

It has been almost six months since the last time I posted anything about the weird shit people search the Google for that leads them to my site. Since there are a boatload of searches regarding my recent Jeep posts, I decided to break the latest round of Fun with Keywords into two parts: Jeep and non-Jeep. The non-Jeep version will be coming up later this week.

After looking into the Jeep-only searches, I found there are four subcategories:

1. People looking for brochures
2. People looking for information or pictures about half doors
3. People looking for information about production delays, lead times, or their order status.
4. General 2007 Jeep Wrangler information.

Here's the first batch, Brochures:

1995 wrangler dealer brochure
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Ummmm, check out Jeep.com, retards, I bet you'll find one there! Hey look, there on the left, "Brochures".


Next is the group nearest and dearest to me, Half Doors:

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2007 jeep unlimited no half doors availability
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2007 jk unlimited half doors
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2007 wrangler unlimited picture half doors
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jeep unlimited with doors removed for street driving
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jk "half doors" availability
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picture of 2007 jeep unlimited with half doors
picture of 2007 unlimited with half doors and soft top
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unlimited half door availability
when are half doors for wrangler being shipped
where are the half door 2007 unlimited
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I can't say I blame them. I have been looking since December and I only last week found pictures of actual production half doors. Here.)

Jeep waited a little too long to make this feature available for purchase. As you can see here, it is a very popular option for Wrangler fans. Hell, I have been waiting for almost three months just for the half doors. I could have walked off the lot with a JK with full doors in January, but I chose to wait. Judging by these searches, a lot of other people have, too. Smart business plan, DaimlerChrysler! Put off a large segment of your loyal Jeep customer base to fill up dealer lots with "Mall Rated" soccer mom editions that just sit there because the ride is too rough to put on makeup. It's a Jeep! It's supposed to be utilitarian. Hell, the original models didn't even have roofs, let alone roll-up windows on their non-existent doors. End rant.


Here's the biggest batch of searches, Production Times:

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how long are wrangler rubicon 2007 orders taking
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jeep jk order status
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jeep jk unlimited rubicon order lead time
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jeep rubicon 14 week wait for delivery
jeep rubicon six month wait for delivery
jeep wrangler 2007 order waiting time
order backlog for 2007 jeep wrangler unlimited
order status 2007 jeep wrangler
production stopped for jeep wrangler unlimited
production time for 2007 jeep rubicon
why is it taking so long to get a new unlimited jeep sahara delivered
why is it taking so long to get my new jeep unlimited?
why is the jeep wrangler taking so long
wrangler jk delivery time
wrangler unlimited backlog

I must say, I have found the answer to several of these queries, and here is what I know. 2007 Jeep Wranglers are taking anywhere from 4 weeks to over 6 months to manufacture when built to order. Some things slowing down orders are the Rubicon package, half doors on 4-door models, dual tops, and the MyGig navigation and entertainment system. Half doors on Unlimiteds actually went into production this month, so if you order them now, you should not expect the delays like I have experienced. As far as checking your order status or deciphering order status codes goes, refer to my earlier post.


And finally, General Jeep Inquiries:

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2007 wrangler unlimited photo picture
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costume 4 door wrangler
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jeep rumors (2007 or 2008)
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jk soft doors
parts for 2007 4 door jeep wrangler
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wrangler unlimited sleep setup

A couple things worry me about this batch. "2007 jeep wrangler won't start" and "parts for 2007 4 door jeep wrangler" don't bode well for a future owner, however, I do know that there was a "stall bug" in early production units that was fixed with a flash update to the computer.

Also, "costume 4 door wrangler"??? Who is dressing up like their Jeep? Maybe in anticipation of the new Transformers movie? This takes the prize for the weirdest search for this episode.

Coming Soon: more crazy Fun with Keywords

Fun with Keywords: Halloween Edition

I am hoping that the people who have come to this site recently have simply been proactive in putting together their Halloween costumes (unlike yours truly, who decides at the last minute to pull out the "Drop Dead" t-shirt I bought at Target 2 years ago). Here are some of the search terms that prompted people to click onto this site:

• template to make tazmanian devil
• krueger glove template
• vinyl gauntlets
• how to make a lukas rossi halloween costume

The answer to that last one is: go to Spencers Gifts in your local mall, buy some pink hairspray and black eyeshadow and a white leather jacket like Axl Rose wore in the "Paradise City" video. Put on the eye shadow, pop some Lunesta and sleep for a good 18-24 hours. When you finally emerge from your coma, spray the pink hairspray all over your head and put on the jacket. Voila! Instant Skunk Ape! Anyway, it seems like my railing against the Superposeur frontman is serving up some decent hits on the old Internets. Peep:

• lukas rossi skunk photo
• lukas rossi rigged
• lukas rigged
• lukas rossi conspiracy
• winner of rockstar supernova rigged

Then there's the weird Supernova-related queries:

• devil sweatshirt tommy lee wears on rock star supernova
• jason newstead cats

I have chosen to exclude the obligatory 186,000+ searches containing the words "Toby" "Rand" and "married?". Seriously girls, if you want to be a groupie, are you really all that concerned about his marital fidelity?

• "strange sense of calmness"
• onsite+screwed

Its funny how random words strung together actually bring people to this site. Don't they read the 20-word snippet beneath the link on the Google search results page?

• radio jockey

I can just imagine 10 "little people" (they hate being called midgets, you know) racing Sony boomboxes trying to be the first to cross the finish line.

• limited batch sweatshirts

I got nothin' on this one.

Until next time, I'll try to write more once I get a new job and don't have to spend every waking hour on Monster and CareerBuilder.

Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz®

Okay, since I have nothing exciting to post today, I guess it's time to go to the old Google Analytics page to see what crazy shit people have searched for and found my blog.
First up, random weirdness:

• "getting married in the outer banks"


• red wings kegerator tap

Sorry, can't help you with either one of those. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

I'm guessing by this next batch that my Rockstar: Supernova post was pretty popular:

• rockstar supernova


• rockstar


• supernova jd fortune


• toby rand's


• toby rand married

File this next batch under Celebrity WTF???:

• celebrity fakes


• celebrity weight loss


• did jennifer aniston drink underage?


• anthony kiedis photos pics


• sopie marceau


• james horner british accent

And now I am speechless:

• fat bodybuilder gorged


• brain hemmorhage weightlifting

It never ceases to amaze me the f-ed up things people look for on the Internets. Don't they know we can see what they are doing (and pointing and laughing)?